BAH & THE HUMBUGS: BIGGER THAN SANTA
A 25th Anniversary Humbug Tribute

Featuring Humbugs songs performed by the following bands:



DEZEMBERFEST

Christmas Beer

On a chilly winter afternoon, a dozen fur-clad cavemen gathered in a hotel meeting room.  They were actors vying for the chance to play Neandertals in a beer commercial.  Seeing that so few people had responded to the casting call, they at first were excited at their prospects of being selected for the commercial, but the mood gradually turned anxious when the casting agents themselves didn't arrive. 

Peter Charfelpumpfer, fresh from his role as a pomegranate in a dancing fruit bowl, kept everyone's spirits positive by breaking open the case of beer that he'd brought as a prop, and prompting the assembled actors to invent and rehearse Neandertal-style drinking songs.  (One of those songs, "One Beer, Two Beer," would later storm the European charts as Dezemberfest's first single.)  By the end of the evening, the proto-band did their first gig, getting paid in beer for a ragged performance of their new songs at a nearby pub.  

With a few subtle refinements and slightly modernized costumes, Dezemberfest was born.  For Bigger Than Santa, Dezemberfest performs their decibel-enhanced adaptation of Bah & the Humbugs' "Christmas Beer." 


Christmas Beer

(Nordquist)

Christmas beer!
Christmas beer!
Christmas beer!
It makes the Christmas world go round!

I know an elf whose name is Klaus
Works all night long from house to house
Always as silent as a mouse
What keeps up his Christmas cheer?
What speeds him on his long patrols?
It's all those folks who (bless their souls)
Leave trays of steaming crescent rolls
And foaming pints of Christmas beer!

Christmas beer!
Christmas beer!
Christmas beer!
It gets your reindeer off the ground!

It's great to hit the launching pad
But all the details could drive you mad!
I'm sure the crew is mighty glad
This comes up only once a year.
What keeps the shine on Rudolph's nose?
What cleans the coal dust off your clothes?
The answer, as you might suppose
Is a massive dose of Christmas beer!

It's the spirit of Christmas past
It's the spirit of Christmas present
It's the spirit of Christmas future
Oh yeah! You know that I'm talking ‘bout

Christmas beer! (It's the wisdom of the ages)
Christmas beer! (We could fill up many pages)
Christmas beer! (Good for fools as well as sages)
It makes the Christmas world go round
and round and round and round
and round and round and round

Christmas beer! (It's the spirit of Christmas past)
Christmas beer! (It's the spirit of Christmas present)
Christmas beer! (It's the spirit of Christmas future)
It gets your reindeer off the ground!
Christmas beer! (It's the wisdom of the ages)
Christmas beer! (We could fill up many pages)
Christmas beer! (Good for fools as well as sages)
It makes the Christmas world go round
and round and round!