2017
As Seen on North Pole TV
SHHHH....YOUR SMART APPLIANCES CAN HEAR YOU!
Christmas Eve 2017: Bah & the Humbugs, America's Premier Satiric Christmas Rock Band," return with a podcast that ponders the evil side of the smart appliances you might be thinking of gifting this Christmas, and follows the misguided attempts of a successful enterpreneur to be his own pitchman. Includes the brand-new Humbugs song, "Dark Matter."
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Dark Matter
(Nordquist)
I'll tell you what's priceless:
the look on my face
The box feels so heavy
But it's empty as space
(What is this?) I don't know!
(What is this?) I don't know!
What is this wrapped up with a bow?
He says it's dark...
Dark matter
You can't see it
You can't touch it
'Cause it's dark...
It's dark matter!
It's dark matter, exotic as heck!
I'm a hard one to shop for
And ... ... ... everyone knows it
That great thing you bought me?
Already own it.
(How 'bout this?) Got one!
(How 'bout this?) Got one!
(How 'bout this?) Wooaaahhhh!!
This Christmas it's dark...
Dark matter
You can't see it
You can't touch it
'Cause it's dark...
It's dark matter!
You put it in the spotlight; it doesn't care
Because it's dark...
Dark matter
You can't see it
You can't touch it
'Cause it's dark...
It's dark matter!
It's dark matter!
You can say it don't matter
Oh, but it does, because it's matter
Not your ordinary matter:
it's matter,
but it's dark...
Now where did he find it?
At the Big Bang Store
They've got literally everything
Every day they get more
Including dark...
Dark matter
You can't see it
You can't touch it
'Cause it's dark...
It's dark matter!
It's dark matter, who turned out the lights?
This stuff is dark...
Dark matter
You can't see it
You can't touch it
'Cause it's dark...
It's dark matter!
It's dark matter, exotic as heck!
We're talking dark...
Dark matter
You can't see it
You can't touch it
'Cause it's dark
It's dark matter!
It's dark matter, who turned out the lights?
This stuff is dark...
Dark matter...