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April 4, 2004

If I Had a Sledgehammer

It's the all-purpose solution to your computer problems! Sledgehammer 1.0 is compatible with all version of Windows, and every other operating system too! Always wear safety goggles.

written by Paul Nordquist + performed by Paul Nordquist (vocals) and the Zongo Session Players

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If I had a sledgehammer, a sledgehammer
I'd make good use of it every day
I would smash my computer, my computer
I'd smash this piece of crap right away

Thank you for your tech support
Thank you for your quality
And your user-friendliness!
How could I forget?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

If I had a sledgehammer, a sledgehammer
I'd make good use of it every day

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

If I had a sledgehammer, a sledgehammer
I'd smash this piece of crap right away

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