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The chief justice said, I fear
The law in this case is all too clear
The government can't promote one religion
And leave aside any other religion
Our founding fathers put it in the constitution
To stop religious persecution
That means "One nation under God" is a crime
Unless all divine beings get equal time
We've said "under God" for fifty years
And that puts us deeply in arrears
As a first step towards being honest
We'll have fifty years under the Goddess
One nation under the Goddess
One nation under the Goddess
One nation under the Goddess
Indivisible
With liberty and justice for all of us
But we can't stop there. For fifty years more
We'll be "One nation under Thor"
And if we're not wiped out by some big crisis
Fifty years of "under Isis"
Then in 2154 we'll follow with
"One nation under Allah"
And in 2204 we'll switch to
"One nation under Vishnu"
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One nation under Vishnu
One nation under Vishnu
One nation under Vishnu
Indivisible
With liberty and justice for all of us
So as the centuries advance
Each deity will have its chance
And may our nation still exist
When we've gone through the entire list
That may not be before
A.D. 5304
But starting tomorrow, remember, the word is
"One nation under the Goddess"
One nation under the Goddess
One nation under the Goddess
One nation under the Goddess
Indivisible
With liberty and justice for all of us
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