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August 22, 2004

Monsters Fan Club

We all love monsters! Hairy monsters, slimy monsters, bug-eyed monsters — all kinds of monsters! They're all so scary and cute!!!

written by Paul Nordquist + performed by Amy Guskin and El Monstro (vocals) and the Zong Kids.

Edmund walked into a store one day
He said "I want a spray to keep monsters away"
I said "A monster repellant?"
I said "No, no, Edmund!
Don't keep the monsters away
Just send 'em to me
'Cause I love them!"

I like monsters
I like monsters
I like monsters
I like monsters
I'm the biggest monster fan
The biggest in the world

I like big headed monsters
I like pinhead monsters
I like bug-eyed monsters
I like deep-sea monsters
I'm the biggest monster fan
The biggest in the world

I like monsters
I like monsters
I like monsters
I like monsters
I'm the biggest monster...
uh, fan, in the world

No, that's me!
No, I'm the biggest!
Okay, prove it!

I like the Monster Mash
I like "Monsters, Inc."
I like to wash my filthy paws
In the monster sink
I read monster books
I wear monster gloves
I just ate the local chapter of the monster fan club
(Did I say 'ate'? I meant 'joined'!)

I like smelly monsters
I like ugly monsters
I like cartoon monsters
I like real live monsters
I like slimy monsters
I like hairy monsters
I like the Cookie Monster
I like the Loch Ness Monster!
I'm the biggest monster fan
The biggest in the world

Everybody

I like monsters
I like monsters
I like monsters
I like monsters
We're the biggest monster fans
The biggest in the world

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