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June 20, 2004

Saucer Abduction

I know it sounds unbelievable, but it's true! I was kidnapped by aliens, who took me way out into space and forced me to eat burgers and fries. It's a conspiracy, I tell you -- the UFO people are trying to make us all addicted to unhealthy junk food!

written by Paul Nordquist + performed by Paul Nordquist (vocals) and the Zongles

I was walking last night by the old west end
When I spied a teacup just around the bend
I was so surprised when two spaceman guys
Grabbed my by the shirt and said we are your friend

Last night
Mmmm last night

I said I was just about to try the tea
When spaceman one said listen to me
We have plenty to eat from Burger Street
And bottles of Coke which you can drink for free

Last night
Mmmm last night

I said I don't ingest
That kind of thing no more
But they tossed me in the saucer
And closed the door
They said eat that stuff
There's more than enough
And don't make it seem like
Some dreary chore

Last night
Mmmm last night

I said I don't mean to be
Ungracious or rude
But I just can't swallow
Such unwholesome food
I try to make sure
My body is pure
And there are certain substances
I must exclude

Last night
Mmmm last night

They said we'll fly around
Until you change your tune
We have weird experiments
To do real soon
If you aren't well-fed
You might wind up dead
And we'll be sent to prison colonies
On the moon

Last night
Mmmm last night

Well I ate a couple french fries
So I wouldn't die
Then they pumped me full of chemicals
That made me high
In my giddy mood
I said I love this food
Give me double whammy burgers
And an apple pie

Last night
Mmmm last night

They dropped me at a strip mall
In a hypnotic state
With a book of valuable coupons
To seal my fate
When you step outside
You'll forget this ride
But you'll always love soda
And think fast food is great

Last night
Mmmm last night

I never would have known
That this occurred at all
But I walked into a hypnotist
At the shopping mall
When she counted to ten
I remembered again
So now I know about the conspiracy
To enslave us all

Last night
Mmmm last night

Last night
Mmmm last night

Hot buttered popcorn mm mm mm

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